Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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