Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's your guys names?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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