- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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