- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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