Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Justin beiber..

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

European on my shoes, buddy.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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