- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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