- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Jews

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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