Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Please ignore this statement.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

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