A Duck walks into a bar.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Here's a joke for you, my life...

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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