- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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