- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Gus's mom

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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