- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A cat playing laser tag.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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