how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How about that airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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