Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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you will like this because i am black.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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