What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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okay so theres this guy.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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WILLY

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Anti Joke

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