Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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vitamin c

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Black people having a Job.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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