- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Women's professional sports

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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