- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

being sober in a bar fight

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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