Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Women's professional sports

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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