- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

whats brown and sticky a stick

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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