A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

You having friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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