Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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