- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

ejaculation JLR

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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