What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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