Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

2 black kids walk into school

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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