- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Obama = ebola

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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