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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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