Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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