- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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