- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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