- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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