- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

a black man did not eat chicken.

bryden is a faggot

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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