What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Justin with a hat.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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