A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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women's rights

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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