- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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