Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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