How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Anti Joke

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