- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

It got hit by a rocket.

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