- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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