Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Chuck Norris is dead......

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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