- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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