- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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