A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What would Muhammed do?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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