What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

whats up and also down? your mum

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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