What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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