- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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