- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

KILL WHITEY

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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