- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

The Morman Religion.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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