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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

yada yada

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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