- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

The Morman Religion.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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