Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

thumb_up thumb_down -16

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

thumb_up thumb_down -16

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -16

brock has small hands for a small job

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops