Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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