- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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