- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A woman wears a dress.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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