- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Terry has ebola

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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