how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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My jeans

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Tim likes girls

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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