- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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