- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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