- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What is a jew in space? Dead

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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