What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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