What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

how much fish could a chicken

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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