- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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