- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

George W. Bush

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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