If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Justin with a hat.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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