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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are red, yup.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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