- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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