How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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