Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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