A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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