- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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