4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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alert("Hello");

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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