- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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