What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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read me write me

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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say it ten times fast: oh

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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