What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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world peace

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