How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Your mom is so old she died

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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You know whats funny Aids

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Urban ghettos

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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