What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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