Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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