- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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