- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Indians

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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