- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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