Suck pussy

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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