- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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