What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Badabing.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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