Your so gay, that you like men!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Knock knock

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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