- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

a black guy hates chicken.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats funnier than 24, 69

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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