I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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haha black people :D

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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