- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Guess who is violent. Osama

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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My spelling is horrible

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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