A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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mitchell palmer sucks

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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