There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Womens basketball

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Error 37.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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