What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

here's a joke... the american education society

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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