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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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