- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Terry has ebola

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

The Princess is in another castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator