- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Knock knock Come in

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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