Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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what goes boo a sock

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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