- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

This is funny.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

This is an anti-joke.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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