- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??