- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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