- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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