- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

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