- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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