- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

i had sex.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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