roses are red violets are blue

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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