What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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derp

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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This is funny.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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