What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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kathryn atkins

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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