- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

squash squash who squash my ass

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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