- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

hola said the chinese man

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

YEAH THEY DO!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

your face is kinda funny

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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