- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

People...

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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