Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

hola said the chinese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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